Dagens Engelska Läsövning

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square.
 
 The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”
 
 The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.” 
 
 The third Catholic gent says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says ‘Your Eminence’.” 
 
 The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.” 
 
 Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, “Well …?” 
 
She proudly replies,
 
 “I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38” DD bust, 24” waist and 34” hips. When she walks into a room, everybody says,
 
 “Oh My God.”

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