Samtidigt en bra illustration av hur PK media fungerar!
A Harley Biker is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.
The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.
The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, ’Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I’ve seen a man do in my whole life.’
The Harley rider replies, ’Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.’
The reporter says, ’Well, I’ll make sure this won’t go unnoticed. I’m a journalist, you know, and tomorrow’s paper will have this story on the front page… So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?’
The biker replies, I’m a U.S. Marine and a Republican.
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:
U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH
Lesson-larsson 2
A very god story , indeed, but Maybe mine story is more true?
In the year of 1939 a circus visited my hometown Karlskrona. I was six
years old and had just got a 2 krona coin of my grandpa
His house was just situeted side by side the circus place. Under my
visiting the cages of lions I suddenly lost my coin it slowly rolled to a Very great lion. He looked very interested at the coin and then he put a
paw on it.
Lost for ever? No!
Svenne, my older brother who had just eaten dinner with peas and pork,
he realesed a gigant deafening fart so high that the llion passed out!
Wery well, with a stick we were able to coax the cion out of the cage.
Kul story, fast svensk fulmedia arbetar på liknande sätt…
En annan historia:
En man är på zoo och tittar på lejonet när skötaren kommer med en hink vatten och en skurborste och går rakt in till lejonet och börjar skrubba honom. Medan publiken gapar av förvåning tvättas lejonet bakom öronen och får till och med det stora gapet öppet och tänderna borstade!
Efteråt när skötaren kommer ut säger mannen: Fantastiskt, inte ett spår av rädsla!
Åjo! Nog var han rädd allt, men tvättas, de skulle han!
Svensk variant på twistad FRONTPAGE:
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